|1-How to Get TOP GRADES at College






         I Have Discovered the Secret of Getting Top Grades...

Budda  has  been  getting  quite  alot  of  GOOD grades recently for his
assignments, so I studied some of his work and found a pattern:

              L·O·T·S  A·N·D  L·O·T·S  O·F  C·L·I·P·A·R·T

Every  piece  of  work  that  Budda  hands in is Covered in Clipart, and
Bugger Me if he doesn't get a Distinction!!

The  Work is All Crap, Most of the time he's half asleep while typing it
out  but  just  because  of his clipart (He has CD's FULL of clipart) he
gets top marks...it just ain't fair is it?

So there you have it...  Just shuv lots of pretty pictures all over your
work to get Good Grades...

- MøZ -